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Favourite Father Threats

Just watching some Bones and I am reminded of my favourite threats from fathers to their daughters' dates.

Bones: Season 2 Episode 21
Angela's father to Hodgins
Hodgins, I've got cars, and I've got guitars and I've got guns. You treat my little girl right and you'll only see the business end of the cars and guitars.

Clueless
Mel: Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

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aries11
Dec. 31st, 2011 11:23 pm (UTC)
LOL, those are fun. When I was in high school, this guy I knew started calling me every other day or so. At first, it was flattering, but then it got annoying. My dad started coming up with things he was going to start saying to the guy to try to get him to stop calling. One of the ones he came up with was "You ever heard of 'Don't ask, don't tell'? My policy is don't dial, won't die." Unfortunately the guy stopped calling on his own free will before my dad could tell him that.
evester
Jan. 1st, 2012 12:09 am (UTC)
Lol! Hilarious. I also had a problem with a guy constantly calling. He texted somewhat creepy poems and things. I got a new phone and blocked his number.
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On the viewless wings of poesy

Quotes:

"Sometimes, you have to roll a hard six."
~Admiral Adama
Battlestar Galactica

"You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness."
~Dean Winchester
Supernatural 2x16

"You blasphemed the aspidistra and something awful HAS come down the chimney."
~Lord Peter Wimsey, "Busman's Honeymoon"
Dorothy L. Sayers

"I have nothing to declare but my genius."
~Oscar Wilde


Motto:
Ne sniam kuk ke a especham.
Translation
I don't know how I'm going to cook this.
Meaning
I don't know how I'm going to get through this.

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