Just watching some Bones and I am reminded of my favourite threats from fathers to their daughters' dates.
Bones: Season 2 Episode 21
Angela's father to Hodgins
Hodgins, I've got cars, and I've got guitars and I've got guns. You treat my little girl right and you'll only see the business end of the cars and guitars.
Mel: Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.
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